— Jennifer Chambers (@JenniTheUs) April 20, 2015
婚姻就是一场电子游戏。开始很简单，慢慢的开始变难，渐渐地你就开始上瘾并最终发现作弊的奥秘。
— lovetto nazareth (@lovettonazareth) April 15, 2015
— Roma Lott (@Roma_Lott) April 7, 2015
2. Marriage:is like going to a restaurant. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that。
婚姻犹如一场持续不停的智力拼图游戏，你费尽心思地想要拼好它，却发现所有的拼图分分钟不停的在变形状。
12. Marriage is like a beanbag; comfortable for a while then bloody difficult to get out of。
9. Put your GPS on full volume for your daily commute if you want to know what marriage is like。
— TD (@ttrinadasgupta) April 19, 2015
婚姻犹如玩桥牌。如果你没有好的队友，那就期待有手好牌吧。
如果你想知道婚姻是什么样子的，把你日常交通工具的导航声音开到最大你就知道了。
婚姻犹如一个公共厕所。没有进去的人迫不及待的想要冲进去。而进去的人又迫不及待地想出来。
婚姻犹如将你手机上所有的APP都删除而唯有一款是不能删的。
Below, 12 tweets that perfectly capture what married life is really like in less than 140 characters。
— YourTango Experts (@YTExperts) February 16, 2010
婚姻，犹如去餐馆吃饭。你点了你想要吃的，但当你看到旁边人点的菜后，你又想要他点的菜。
6. Marriage is like a constant struggle to solve a jigsaw puzzle whose pieces keep on changing shapes every minute。
婚姻犹如午夜凶铃：首先听到玲响，，然后你醒了。
— Susie Creamcheese (@LunaticOnEdge) June 3, 2010
— Haider (@LeMeHaider) April 2, 2015
婚姻犹如玩地产大亨游戏。刚开始挺有趣，慢慢的开始变得无聊，然后你突然发现有人从银行偷走了钱，这下谁也赢不了了。
婚姻就像一个懒人沙发;刚开始坐进去很舒服，然后你发现想要出来很困难。
11. Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up。
— busty&blunt (@attsmcjay) April 15, 2015
3. Marriage is like waiting in line for a ride at an amusement park. You spend 99% of the time pissed off for 1% of intense pleasure。
下面12个推文用少于140个字完美的捕捉到了婚姻生活的真谛。
10. A bad #marriage is like a horrible job.You are happy to have one but always look out for other options。
5. Marriage is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand。
This week, HuffPost Weddings highlighted a handful of tweets that summed up the marriage experience。
1. Marriage is like a public toilet.Those waiting outside are desperate to get in.Those inside are desperate to get out。
— Stephanie Robinson (@adhesivesquish) April 30, 2015
7. Marriage is like a video game.Starts off easy, then gets harder, and eventually you go online and find a way to cheat。
8. Marriage is like playing Monopoly. It starts out as fun, gets a little boring, then someone steals money from the bank and no one ever wins。
本周，赫芬顿邮报婚礼专栏为大家带来了一系列推文，总结了婚姻生活经历。
4. Marriage is like deleting all the apps on your phone except one。
婚姻犹如在游乐场排队等着玩。你花费了99%的时间在排队生气，而真正快乐消遣的时光只有1%。
一段糟糕的婚姻犹如一个糟糕的工作。你很乐于有份工作但是你会不停的寻找其它选择。
— Chris Burns (@OneFunnyBastard) April 3, 2015
— Dustin Not Hoffman (@Epicdaddy) April 27, 2015