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简洁有力复古传奇排行榜又不失可爱!

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This week, HuffPost Weddings highlighted a handful of tweets that summed up the marriage experience。 本周,赫芬顿邮报婚礼专栏为大家带来了一系列推文,总结了婚姻生活经历。 Below, 12 tweets that perf
  

— Jennifer Chambers (@JenniTheUs) April 20, 2015

婚姻就是一场电子游戏。开始很简单,慢慢的开始变难,渐渐地你就开始上瘾并最终发现作弊的奥秘。

— lovetto nazareth (@lovettonazareth) April 15, 2015

— Roma Lott (@Roma_Lott) April 7, 2015

2. Marriage:is like going to a restaurant. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that。

婚姻犹如一场持续不停的智力拼图游戏,你费尽心思地想要拼好它,却发现所有的拼图分分钟不停的在变形状。

12. Marriage is like a beanbag; comfortable for a while then bloody difficult to get out of。

9. Put your GPS on full volume for your daily commute if you want to know what marriage is like。

— TD (@ttrinadasgupta) April 19, 2015

婚姻犹如玩桥牌。如果你没有好的队友,那就期待有手好牌吧。

如果你想知道婚姻是什么样子的,把你日常交通工具的导航声音开到最大你就知道了。

婚姻犹如一个公共厕所。没有进去的人迫不及待的想要冲进去。而进去的人又迫不及待地想出来。

婚姻犹如将你手机上所有的APP都删除而唯有一款是不能删的。

Below, 12 tweets that perfectly capture what married life is really like in less than 140 characters。

— YourTango Experts (@YTExperts) February 16, 2010

婚姻,犹如去餐馆吃饭。你点了你想要吃的,但当你看到旁边人点的菜后,你又想要他点的菜。

6. Marriage is like a constant struggle to solve a jigsaw puzzle whose pieces keep on changing shapes every minute。

婚姻犹如午夜凶铃:首先听到玲响,,然后你醒了。

— Susie Creamcheese (@LunaticOnEdge) June 3, 2010

— Haider (@LeMeHaider) April 2, 2015

婚姻犹如玩地产大亨游戏。刚开始挺有趣,慢慢的开始变得无聊,然后你突然发现有人从银行偷走了钱,这下谁也赢不了了。

婚姻就像一个懒人沙发;刚开始坐进去很舒服,然后你发现想要出来很困难。

11. Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up。

— busty&blunt (@attsmcjay) April 15, 2015

3. Marriage is like waiting in line for a ride at an amusement park. You spend 99% of the time pissed off for 1% of intense pleasure。

下面12个推文用少于140个字完美的捕捉到了婚姻生活的真谛。

10. A bad #marriage is like a horrible job.You are happy to have one but always look out for other options。

5. Marriage is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand。

This week, HuffPost Weddings highlighted a handful of tweets that summed up the marriage experience。

1. Marriage is like a public toilet.Those waiting outside are desperate to get in.Those inside are desperate to get out。

简洁有力复古传奇排行榜又不失可爱!

— Stephanie Robinson (@adhesivesquish) April 30, 2015

7. Marriage is like a video game.Starts off easy, then gets harder, and eventually you go online and find a way to cheat。

8. Marriage is like playing Monopoly. It starts out as fun, gets a little boring, then someone steals money from the bank and no one ever wins。

本周,赫芬顿邮报婚礼专栏为大家带来了一系列推文,总结了婚姻生活经历。

4. Marriage is like deleting all the apps on your phone except one。

婚姻犹如在游乐场排队等着玩。你花费了99%的时间在排队生气,而真正快乐消遣的时光只有1%。

一段糟糕的婚姻犹如一个糟糕的工作。你很乐于有份工作但是你会不停的寻找其它选择。

— Chris Burns (@OneFunnyBastard) April 3, 2015

— Dustin Not Hoffman (@Epicdaddy) April 27, 2015

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